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| Uh, Ma'am, There's A Bathroom In The Back... |
| 05.04.09 (4:41 pm) [edit] |
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This past Friday, I was on register duty at register one and this gal in a short black denim skirt and matching black denim blouse came into the store and from her staggering and slurred speech, we could all tell she'd been "Hitting The Sauce". She staggered clumsily about the store then finally asked one of my coworkers (We'll call my co-worker "LAURA") where the Panty hose are.
"Laura" points in the direction and tells her they are on the wall by the pharmacy. They lady then staggers in the OPPOSITE direction.
"Laura" politely says "Ma'am, look at me, see where I'm pointing? They're back there"
Normally one of use would have walked her back there rather than just point but "Laura" and I were both ringing up customers and there were no other sales associates up at the front lobby.
The lady gets the stockings and gets in line at my register. While she is waiting for the married couple in front of her to finish paying, she YANKS UP HER SKIRT to her waist, pulls down her current panty hose (which are torn at this point), and begins to don her new ones before she's even paid for them.
I calmly say "Ma'am we have a restroom in the back", to which she loudly chirps "Izz okay, I'm done. They're only stockings!"
She repeatedly apologizes to the couple in front of her, then repeatedly to me as she's paying.
Then she goes into this long explanation of what happened and why she is SOOOO embarrassed, all the while typing the WRONG pincode for her card 3 times in a row.
Finally she laughs giddily and says "WHOOPSY, wrong card" and pulls another one out, pays, then leaves.
"Laura" and I exchanged raised eye brows across the room. LOL!
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posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 05.04.09 (10:11 pm)
Oh snap! *(no punn intended!) :O
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